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Saturday, June 9, 2012

People who disgust me ONLINE

My inspiration for this post...? Twitter and Facebook. At this timing, yes.
PEOPLE WHO DISGUST ME ONLINE

1. People who think they are oh-so-handsome/oh-so-muscular

Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself 5 times more beautiful than you really are.

Even so... Oh puh-lease, there's no need to post every picture of your face online. Come on, I've got many friends who are really very zi-lian. And even so, they don't even post their pictures online!!! I don't want my Facebook timeline to be spammed with all that faces of yours can. What's more hilarious is that some people will actually write down a quote from Tumblr as the caption even though it has NOTHING to do with the picture. Same to those who think they are oh-so-muscular, stop posting your muscular pictures on Facebook. Okay la, gotta admit, this is only targeted to one person I know on Facebook... I am so sorry but you truly look disgusting and you look like Steven Lim. I don't even wanna look at your face. Sorry ah

2. People who can't get over their past relationship(s)

THIS THIS THIS. The main reason why I wrote this post. Or should I say.. what inspired me to write this post?? Targeted to that one person on Twitter. You are a really good person and friend. But can you just stop spamming Twitter about your past relationship and just move the hell on? Till now, when you've already got a new girlfriend, you are still tweeting about that old girl?! I feel sad for your new girlfriend la please. She has obviously moved on well enough, so please please please please, STOP. It was so long ago!!! I feel so old trying to even remember when you guys broke up. 

3. People who spam for no good reason

Well should I say this most appears on Twitter? YES. Okay, stop the "Tweet tweet" tweets and "265213th tweet" just to increase your freaking tweets. Please tweet about your life this is why the hell I followed you. If not, it's because I feel bad not following you okay. Post some entertaining tweets please, don't waste the space on my timeline. Why can't people understand that it is so irritating. Even so if you want to spam, please spam some funny tweets or something related to yourself I would be glad to read that. Not some "I wanna die" "I wanna cut myself" "The blood is flowing" shitty suicidal tweets. No one is gonna sympathize you cause it's so normal for you to tweet that everyday. 

4. CRAZY fans

Crazy fans that spam Facebook/Twitter about their idols. Like every single post is about them. I am so sick of even coming upon posts like this. You are not them/they are not you. Get a life. Maybe read a book? Maybe go watch some videos of them? And not spam posts about them? YES THANK YOU. I won't mind if you post about them from time to time, but if you are intending to post every single thing about them please create another account for them. I don't understand it's just a idol? I idolize Super Junior but do you see me posting posts about them all the time?? Even when i was CRAZY about them? No la. I spare a thought for my followers/friends. And what's with those on the trending list I really don't get it. I can definitely understand if it's a group's 3rd year anniversary or what. But please, on a totally random and normal day you guys can just relax. 1D fans ESPECIALLY. 

5. People who are too dumb to earn their own likes

Apparently, talking about people Facebook since I'm talking about likes. For God's sake, earn your own freaking likes and stop asking people to give you likes!!!!!!!! "Like this if you are awake" "Give me a like for this picture" "Like this picture not the link" Oh god, when i see these posts I want to exit Facebook. Like literally. Especially those "Like this if you are awake" posts, makes me want to go to sleep IMMEDIATELY. What I really can't believe is that there are actually people who *likes* the post and this is definitely what keeps the person going. Just stop and he'll realize he's annoying!!!


Done with my midnight rant!! That's what that comes to my mind most right now, so there might be some I left out on.... I will be back with more. Mwahahahhaha. Good night :)

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